Ok, I have seen this joke before but cant find it now or remember all of it but when looking I did come across where someone else had it as a running thread and thought it sounded like fun. Going along the lines of the Jeff Foxworthy, 'You might be a redneck if...' So her it goes. You might be a survivalist if... ...You have ever served MREs at a dinner party. ...your mail man has a hurnea from all the ammo he has delivered to your house. ...you would eat better after SHTF than you do now. ...the first aid kit in your car is so complete you could preforme minor sergery with it. ...you group new aquaintances by 'skill sets'. ...you know the meaning of all the acronyms like BOB, SHTF, TEOTWAWKI, NBC,MZBS, and can use them in a sentance. ...all of your basment wall are lined with canned goods and toilet paper. ...you know the shelf life of all your canned goods. ...you try to find ways to replace 21 centery technology with 18 centery tecnology. Here are a few to get it started, see what you can think of to add. This could be an interesting poll. lol
