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Growing Older, But Not Up..

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Jun 2, 2007.


  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Q: Where can women over the age of 50 find young, sexy men, who are interested in them?

    A: Try a bookstore under fiction

    Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?

    A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.

    Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?

    A: Tell him you're pregnant.

    Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?

    A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

    Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?

    A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

    Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?

    A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

    Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?

    A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

    Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?

    A: Their foreheads.

    Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique
    stores?

    A: "I remember these".
     
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