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  1. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    Turpentine v Holy Water
    A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of turpentine.
    He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.
    A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.    
    The little boy said, This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called turpentine
    The Priest said, No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water.
    If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.  
    The little boy replied, If you rub turpentine on a cat's A$$ , he'll pass a frekin' Harley Davidson !! ...

  2. I'll bet if someone rubbed turpentine on your ass, you'd pass a kidney stone.
  3. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    Na-Da, turp is brown water they try to push as coffee.
    now MEK , were doing the skid strip !

  4. Thunderbelly

    Thunderbelly Monkey

    That MEK is awful stuff.
    You should see it against PTFE though. One melts plastic, one burns like a ba$tard.
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