Happy Birthday Righthand!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Seacowboys, Sep 29, 2008.

  1. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    May you have many more to enjoy with your grand-babies and puppies and friends! Best wishes and blessings.
  2. RightHand

    RightHand Maslow's Contradiction Moderator Founding Member

    Thanks SC. I'm going to do my best to try to make your wishes and blessing come true.
  3. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Best wishes for many returns. [beer]
  4. RightHand

    RightHand Maslow's Contradiction Moderator Founding Member

    That's appropriate ghrit. I've spent the entire weekend on client tax returns on extension - so...I do indeed have many returns LOL

  5. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Happy Birthday RightHand......:D
  6. CBMS

    CBMS Looking for a safe place

    Happy B-Day RH!
  7. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    [boozingbuddies]Me too!!! Happy birthday righthand hopefully it won't be forever recorded as the start of the "great crash of '08![boozingbuddies][beer][beer]
  8. Northwoods

    Northwoods Monkey+++

    yup,yup,yup...happy B day......[chopper]
  9. RightHand

    RightHand Maslow's Contradiction Moderator Founding Member

    Thanks guys. Good so far.....but then again, I haven't listened to the news yet!
  10. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Wishing you one of the best days, ever.... :)

  11. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    I hope that your day is full of everything that makes your heart happy!
  12. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    Happy birthday RH, I hope you many.
  13. Minuteman

    Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

    Happy birthday D!!!!!!!! Hope it's a good day for you and a great year.
  14. andy

    andy Monkey+++

    happy Birthday RH...
  15. Bear

    Bear Monkey+++ Founding Member Iron Monkey

    Happy Birthday!!!![beer]
  16. RightHand

    RightHand Maslow's Contradiction Moderator Founding Member

    My thanks to all of you for the good wishes.
  17. sheen_estevez

    sheen_estevez Monkey+++

    Happy Birthday, hope the day was everything you wished for

  18. monkeyman

    monkeyman Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Well, looks like Im a bit late finding the thread but I hope you had a great day and that you have an incredible year to follow and many amny more.
  19. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine The Plumber Founding Member

    What he said, hope you have many more. [beer]

    * When I was a child my family were so poor that the only thing I got on my birthday was a year older.

    * It's my wife's birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present.
    "Oh, I don't know," she said. "Just give me something with diamonds."
    That's why I'm giving her a pack of playing cards.

    * Q: What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?
    A: "Happy Birthday To Gnu!"

    * "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake."
    Next time, take off the candles."

    * Q: Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
    A: Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!

    * Q: What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?
    A: "Hi, Buster."

    * Q: What did one candle say to the other?
    A: "Don't birthdays burn you up?"

    * Q: Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
    A: In a cat-alogue!

    * Q: Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
    A: Because it was marble cake!

    * Q: How can you tell that you're getting old?
    A: You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

    * Q: What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?
    A: A birthday pheasant!

    * Man 1: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday."
    Man 2: "Don't you mean a VCR?"
    Man 1: "No, a VCP ... Very Cheap Present!"

    * Q: What party game do rabbits like to play?
    A: Musical Hares.

    * Do you think my skin is starting to show its age?"
    "I can't tell. There are too many wrinkles."

    * "I'm giving a 'surprised' birthday party for you."
    "A 'surprised'. birthday party? What's that?"
    "That's where I invite a bunch of your friends, and if any of them come, I'll be surprised!"

    * Q: What does the hungry monster get after he's eaten too much ice cream?
    A: More ice cream!

    * "Were any famous men born on your birthday?"
    "No, only little babies."
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