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Happy Turkey! . . day.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Opinionated, Nov 23, 2011.

  1. Opinionated

    Opinionated Monkey+

  2. Mechwolf

    Mechwolf Monkey+

    That really really makes me not want to ever eat turkey again!!!
    VHestin likes this.
  3. Alpha Dog

    Alpha Dog survival of the breed

    I wish my entire Monkey family a Happy Thanksgiving, may god bless you with a wonderful day and a family feast at days end.

    Hey Opinionated now thats a hot chick she got a sister????
  4. Opinionated

    Opinionated Monkey+

    Yeah. But unfortunately she is an ugly duckling.


  5. Falcon15

    Falcon15 Falco Peregrinus

    A turkey is a funny bird,
    His head goes wobble, wobble.
    A turkey knows just one word:

    Happy Thanksgiving to you all and your families!
    dragonfly likes this.
  6. Sapper John

    Sapper John Analog Monkey in a Digital World

    Happy Thanksgiving to my Monkey Family,Be blessed and be safe.
    dragonfly likes this.
  7. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    Top 15 Naughty Phrases You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving....
    1. Talk about a huge breast!
    2. That's one terrific spread!
    3. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
    4. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
    ... ... ... 5. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
    6. ...Don't play with your meat.
    7. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
    8. You'll know it's ready when it pops up!
    9. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
    10. Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.
    11. How long will it take after you stick it in?
    12. Are you ready for seconds yet?
    13. It's Cool Whip time!
    14. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
    15. You still have a little bit on your chin...
  8. larryinalabama

    larryinalabama Monkey++

    Happy Thanksgiving
  9. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    Happy Thanksgiving to All !!!
  10. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    Happy Thanksgiving and just watch where you put the turkey baster.
    dragonfly and Sapper John like this.
  11. VHestin

    VHestin Farm Chick

    Happy Thanksgiving to all and to add to VT's above statement, I would appreciate all Master....Basters...staying away from my house tomorrow, gimme something else to be thankful for :)
    Sapper John likes this.
  12. dragonfly

    dragonfly Monkey+++

    To one and all of you, member or visitors alike...Have a safe and Happy Thanksgiving! Now, back to worrying......
  13. Jaybird

    Jaybird Monkey+++

    Happy Thanksgiving to everyone. Hope you have a safe holiday.
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