A Texas Panhandle rancher and his wife were bickering on Valentine's Day. They were hardly speaking to each other, even after being seated in a fancy French restaurant for dinner. When the waiter arrived the rancher said, "I'll have a big, thick porterhouse steak." With a concerned look on his face the waiter said, "Monsieur ... what about ze mad cow?" To which the rancher replied, "She'll have a salad." Happy Valentine's Day!!!