Harley Davidson

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Oct 29, 2005.


  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and
    went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been
    such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward
    is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."

    Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out
    with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to
    God.

    God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who
    invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?"

    Arthur said, "Yep, that's me."

    God said, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty
    unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?"

    Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, "Excuse me, but
    aren't You the inventor of woman?"

    God said, "Yes."

    "Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major
    design flaws in your invention:
    1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions; 2. It
    chatters constantly at high speeds; 3. Most of the rear ends are too soft
    and wobble too much; 4. The intake is placed way too close to the
    exhaust;
    5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!"

    "Hmmmmm, you have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."

    God went to His Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited
    for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read
    it.

    "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur,
    "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than
    yours."





    [raspberry]
     
  2. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    :lol: [ROFL]
     
  3. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    :shock:
     
  4. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    :D [own]
     
  5. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    I will behave...I will behave..I will behave...I will behave..I will behave..I will behave..I will behave...I will behave..I will behave...I will behave..I will behave..I will behave..

    I WILL behave... :lol:




    dang it...
     
  6. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    paranoid_176.
     
  7. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    hehe
     
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