Harry Reid's broken face

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by stg58, Jan 6, 2015.

  1. stg58

    stg58 Monkey+++ Founding Member

    I bet ole' Harry Reid is glad that he has that Cadillac .gov plan and not subject to the ACA.

    Maybe Nancy Pelosi went postal on him after they lost the senate[lolol]

    Reid suffered a concussion, broke three ribs and several bones in his face while exercising at his Nevada home late last week, Reid spokesman Adam Jentleson said in a statement.

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  2. DarkLight

    DarkLight Live Long and Prosper - On Hiatus Site Supporter

    That or he's embarrassed that one of his constituency kicked the ever loving crap out of him finally.
  3. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    [applaud] :5s: [beer]
  4. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    I only wish I could shake the Hand of the Girl, that punched his Lights Out.....
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  5. Pax Mentis

    Pax Mentis Philosopher King |RIP 11-4-2017

    Vacuum between his ears finally just sucked the eyeball right in..
  6. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

    You guys are so harsh.

    Beat up
    Beat up by a hooker
    Beat up by a pimp, etc, etc

    Why not the easiest answer?

    Fell down while sh!t-faced drunk? A lot more believable.
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  7. Mindgrinder

    Mindgrinder Karma Pirate Ninja|RIP 12-25-2017

    Advocating violence against your Rulers...
    That's a paddlin'.
  8. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    A Card carrying Mormon???? Not likely..... You do know Uncle Harry was one, RIGHT?
  9. oldawg

    oldawg Monkey+++

    China wants their brown envelopes back.
  10. -06

    -06 Monkey+++

    Now maybe the pipeline will go through. Reid is the CEO of the rail lines that get millions in revenue for hauling oil. That is the real reason it has been tabled--too much money being made.
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  11. azrancher

    azrancher Monkey +++

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  12. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    We all are sinners, one way or another.....
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  13. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

    Yes, he is. I was stationed at Nellis AFB for a number of years. NONE of the LDS I ever talked with thought he was anything but an outright crook.
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  14. Illini Warrior

    Illini Warrior Monkey+++

    he ran into one of those Amish Mafia types on his Rumspringa rampage ....
  15. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

    Harry probably tried to cheat a ten year old Girlscout out of her cookies.......... biglaff

    Or maybe this is the reason that Boxer is leaving - she and Harry got into a snit and beatch-slapped the crap out of each other! She won.
  16. nkawtg

    nkawtg Monkey+++

    Yep, I think that is the true story.
  17. nkawtg

    nkawtg Monkey+++

    He may be a Mormon, but it's in name only.

    BTW, some of the biggest drinkers and rabble rouser's I know are Mormon.
  18. VHestin

    VHestin Farm Chick

    haha @Amish Mafia
  19. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    He tripped over his forked Tongue.
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  20. natshare

    natshare Monkey+++

    At Harry's age, it's probably nothing more than failing brain function, causing him to lose his balance and fall. Though I'm not certain how much more someone's brain could fail to function, and them still live?? :rolleyes:
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