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Harry's new car

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ghrit, May 3, 2010.

  1. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    <table class="MsoNormalTable" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="padding: 0in;" valign="top"> Sen. Reid goes to a local GM dealer in Washington, D.C. with the intention of buying a brand new vehicle. Harry looks around and finds one he likes. After going back and forth with the salesman, Harry settles on a price of $45,000.

    Harry and the salesman go back to the office to complete the paperwork. Harry works out a 4-year payment plan, and signs on the bottom line. The salesman shakes Harry's hand and says, "Thanks Senator Reid, the car will be ready for pickup in 4 years."

    Harry says, "What are you talking about? Where are the keys to my new car?"

    The salesman replies, "No, you don't understand Senator. You make payments for 4 years... THEN we give you the car. You know, just like your health plan".

    Harry, with a choking voice, says to the salesman, "But that's not fair".

    And the salesman said without any doubt or embarrassment:

    No s**t!

  2. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor

    Great joke! I liked my additions as well.
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