Have You Invested Well?!

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Yard Dart, Apr 2, 2015.


  1. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey..... Moderator Site Supporter++

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    Words to live by right there!!
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  2. Salted Weapon

    Salted Weapon West Coast Monkey

  3. HK_User

    HK_User A Productive Monkey is a Happy Monkey Site Supporter

    How come I always feel overdrawn at the end of the day?!
     
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  4. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    Typical day spent
    86,400
    -28,800 sleep
    -28,800 work
    -7,200 dinner, lunch, cleaning, shower etc
    -7,200 commute home
    7,200 balance for free time to make a difference.... lol

    Im a numbers kinda girls so while the above can be inspiring, it is also a deep hole for guilt as a human being.... I'm more factual than that. =)
     
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  5. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey..... Moderator Site Supporter++

    You sleep to much and drive to far ;)
     
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  6. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    yes indeed but the good news is its down to 4 days a week most of the time =)
     
  7. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey..... Moderator Site Supporter++

    I am jealous here.... 4 days is awesome... I love a three day weekend schedule. Have not had that in years...... :(
     
  8. Mindgrinder

    Mindgrinder Karma Pirate Ninja Jedi Bipolar WINNING M.L.F.

    The clock is running. Make the most of today.

    To realize the value of ONE YEAR ask a student who has failed his exam.

    To realize the value of ONE MONTH ask a mother who has given birth to a pre-mature baby.

    To realize the value of ONE WEEK ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.

    To realize the value of ONE DAY Ask a daily wage laborer who has ten kids to feed.

    To realize the value of ONE HOUR Ask the lovers who are waiting to meet or . . .

    To realize the value of ONE MINUTE Ask a person who has missed the train.

    To realize the value of ONE SECOND Ask a person who has survived an accident.

    To realize the value of ONE MILLI-SECOND Ask the person who has won a silver medal in Olympics.

    Treasure every moment that you have!

    And treasure it more because you shared it with someone special...special enough to have your time... and remember time waits for no one.
     
  9. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    I only buy silver .999% stuff. I hope that helps?
     
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  10. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    you guys are way too serious.... the point is to live in the moment no matter what... like what you do if you can but dont expect fulfillment from a job, live present each moment... and provide a large target for yard dart.... he only does yard darts not the real thing cuz he cant see very good anymore! ;)
     
  11. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    I'm looking at a 6 figure bonus in June, I see a fishing camp.
     
  12. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey..... Moderator Site Supporter++

    o_O I have excellent vision thank you..... I can see the target quit well at most distance ;)
     
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  13. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    O.O I'm teasing about your name... I just figured you needed a large target since you are a 'yard dart' ;)
     
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  14. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey..... Moderator Site Supporter++

    I prefer a nice drop zone without tree's to close to where we are landing..... but other than that, I am not picky. Not a child's toy....
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  15. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    I prefer smaller darts with poison tips ;)

    Other than the game what do you do with yard darts?
     
  16. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey..... Moderator Site Supporter++

    You throw us into hot LZ's and let us clear the path.
     
  17. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey..... Moderator Site Supporter++

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  18. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey..... Moderator Site Supporter++

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    Now we are having fun.... ehhhh. ;)
     
  19. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    O.O jumping from a perfectly good airplane ... im not that brave.... ;) love the pics
     
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  20. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    My investment this weekend + qarden
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