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Having fun

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Allen, Apr 3, 2010.


  1. Allen

    Allen Monkey+

    Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a 'Nazi.' He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said, 'I ♥ Obama.' I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health.
     
  2. fortunateson

    fortunateson I hate Illinois Nazis!

  3. RightHand

    RightHand Old Pioneer in a New World Moderator Founding Member

    [lolol][lolol][lolol]
     
  4. dragonfly

    dragonfly Monkey+++

    I need to get out more often...I'm missing out on way too much fun!
     
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