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Having the right equipment for fishing

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by medstud, Apr 16, 2010.

  1. medstud

    medstud Just a pilgrim

    I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.
    Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.
    Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.
    A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth.
    Life is good in the South.

  2. Jack Cracker

    Jack Cracker Monkey+

  3. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

  4. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    I don't know that I'd bring you 2 frogs for Jack, maybe some Pendleton. :)
  5. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Pendleton first, Jack 2nd.....:D:D
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