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Health Issues

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Seacowboys, Aug 18, 2008.


  1. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    After an exhaustive review of research literature, here are my conclusions about nutrition and heart health:





    1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.




    2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.




    3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.




    4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.




    5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.




    CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.


    Our Government Is Trying To Correct This Problem
     
  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

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