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Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by gprod55, Jan 11, 2012.

  1. gprod55

    gprod55 Monkey+

    This was sent to me by a friend. I take no credit for writing it but found it to appropriate.

    As I was lying in bed I was pondering the problems of the world, I rapidly realized I don't give a rats a$$.

    Its the tortoise in me.

    1 If walking/cycling is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.

    2 A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water and is fat

    3 A rabbit runs and hops, and only lives 15 years

    4 A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years.

    And you tell me to exercise and hurry up???

    I don't think so, I'm a senior.

    Go around me.
  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

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