Health Warning!!

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Minuteman, May 16, 2010.

  1. Minuteman

    Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

    An outbreak of Gonorrhea Lectim has been reported.

    Information about Gonorrhea Lectim:

    The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible 'Obamanation'.

    The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008...but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.

    It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called 'Votemout'. You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.

    Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia and New Jersey, and apparently now Massachusetts, with many more seeing the writing on the wall.

    Please pass this important message on to all those bright folk you really care about.

  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    Thanks for the warning, MM!
  3. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    Passed on to my girlfriend, who is a Dr that works in Infectious Diseases... ;)

    She called me on April 15th and the 1st thing out of her mouth was F*ck Obama!!!!

    lol...she's gonna love it. :)
  4. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    :D [ROFL] [rofllmao][applaud][applaud]
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