Helicopter ride

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ghrit, Feb 23, 2006.


  1. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    MORRIS AND HIS WIFE ESTHER WENT TO THE STATE FAIR EVERY YEAR. EVERY YEAR, MORRIS WOULD SAY, ESTHER, I 'D LIKE TO RIDE IN THAT HELICOPTER AND ESTHER ALWAYS REPLIED,
    I KNOW MORRIS, BUT THAT HELICOPTER RIDE COSTS $50 DOLLARS AND $50 DOLLARS IS $50 DOLLARS.


    A FEW YEARS LATER, ESTHER AND MORRIS WENT TO THE FAIR AND MORRIS SAID, ESTHER, I'M 85 YEARS OLD. IF I DON'T RIDE THAT HELICOPTER NOW, I MIGHT NEVER GET ANOTHER CHANCE. AND AGAIN ESTHER REPLIED, MORRIS, THAT HELICOPTER IS $50 DOLLARS AND $50 DOLLARS IS $50 DOLLARS. THE PILOT OVERHEARD THE COUPLE'S DISCUSSION AND SAID FOLKS, I'LL MAKE YOU A DEAL. I'LL TAKE THE BOTH OF YOU FOR A RIDE IF YOU CAN STAY COMPLETELY QUIET FOR THE ENTIRE RIDE AND NOT SAY A WORD. I WON'T CHARGE YOU! BUT IF YOU SAY ONE WORD, IT'S $50 DOLLARS.


    SO, MORRIS AND ESTHER AGREED AND UP THEY WENT. THE PILOT DID ALL KINDS OF FANCY MANEUVERS BUT NOT A WORD WAS HEARD IN THE BACK OF THE PLANE. HE DID HIS DAREDEVIL TRICKS OVER AND OVER AGAIN, BUT STILL NOT A WORD. WHEN THEY LANDED, THE PILOT TURNED TO MORRIS, AND SAID, BY GOLLY, I DID EVERYTHING I COULD TO GET YOU TO YELL OUT, BUT YOU DIDN'T AND I'M REALLY IMPRESSED! THEN MORRIS REPLIED, WELL CAPTAIN, I WAS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING WHEN ESTHER FELL OUT, BUT $50 DOLLARS IS $50 DOLLARS.

    (Sorry for the caps.) :(
     
  2. sniper-66

    sniper-66 Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Yep, $50 is $50!!!!
     
  3. Valkman

    Valkman Knifemaker Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Best $50 he never spent! [touchdown]
     
  4. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    [applaud] :lol: :D
     
  5. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    You didn't say which state fair I can find that helicopter at. :dunno:
     
survivalmonkey SSL seal        survivalmonkey.com warrant canary
17282WuJHksJ9798f34razfKbPATqTq9E7