Hello from Northern Canada

Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by Grape Ape, Jan 30, 2011.


  1. Grape Ape

    Grape Ape Monkey+

    This is my first post here. I have all sorts of questions, ill try to make it as painless as possible.

    About me: I live in Northern Canada in the middle of nowhere, its an hour drive to the nearest sign of civilization. In some ways its ideal for survival in other ways like the short growing season and extreme cold its not so good.
    I don't consider myself a 'hard core' survivalist but I think its reasonable to be prepared especially these days. I figure theres a good chance in my time trouble could happen and I would like to be ready for it.
     
  2. BTPost

    BTPost Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    Welcome Grape Ape, from another far North liver... just a bit west of you....
     
  3. UGRev

    UGRev Get on with it!

    Welcome.. I used to live about 10 mins from Canada. Looks just like the USA from over the bridge.. only your street lights are set up better than ours :)
     
  4. mysterymet

    mysterymet Monkey+++

    They are like us, only nicer!
     
  5. UGRev

    UGRev Get on with it!

    Except even the waitresses in bars expect a tip.. every time. They were right to call their 1 dollar coin a loonie.. lol:)
     
  6. Falcon15

    Falcon15 Falco Peregrinus

    Admit it...BTP and GrapeApe, you guys are Polar Bears in disguise! I've actualy seen BTP. He would give a polar bear pause...
     
  7. BTPost

    BTPost Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    Well, Only when I put on my winter Camo Outift.... and even then I appear more like the Pillsbury DoughBoy..... without the Hat...
     
  8. Falcon15

    Falcon15 Falco Peregrinus

    Do you giggle if you get your belly poked?
    [beer][LMAO]
     
  9. BTPost

    BTPost Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    Only , if by grandKids.... otherwise you get a Poke in the Nose...
     
  10. Falcon15

    Falcon15 Falco Peregrinus

    [fnny][winkthumb][LMAO][fight2]
     
  11. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    BTP makes his plane look small...but don't tell him I said that. ;)
     
  12. Falcon15

    Falcon15 Falco Peregrinus

    Dude, he is BIG.
     
  13. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    Like...the fortune teller machine that Tom Hanks found was running on 220 volts when BTP used it. That kind of BIG?
     
  14. Falcon15

    Falcon15 Falco Peregrinus

    No, like BTP makes the Jolly Green Giant look like a pipsqueak.
     
  15. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    I am not familiar with this comparison.

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    Pipsqueak?

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    Mr. Jolly?

    Is this correct?
     
  16. BTPost

    BTPost Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    You guys remember the "Stay-Puff Marshmellow Man" in Ghost Busters.....
     
  17. Falcon15

    Falcon15 Falco Peregrinus

    lol
     
  18. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    Are you...the keymaster? [reddevil]
     
  19. Falcon15

    Falcon15 Falco Peregrinus

    No, he is Gozer the Gozarian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar<wbr>, Gozer the Traveler and Lord of the Sebouillia! CHOOSE. Choose and perish!
     
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