Help, Sick Zucchini

Meanwhile in sunny CO. Due to inclement weather, this is my zucchini.

 

I don't have my translator.
But Lazarus has some pretty flowers.

 

I will admit the blossoms are very pretty but your leaf is starting to yellow on the edges. @ditchwitch, victory is not yours yet!

 

My goodness, what has poor Lazarus done to deserve such callous dismissal? "Burn him! Pull him up!" You would send him to the camps like a homosexual Jewish gypsy.

 

Lol ok back to plain shoes for you. No more drunken staggaring. Jasper is a zucchini..... just saying.

 

Time to put old Laz to rest. DW, I know your soft heart is reluctant to pull the plug so I will be the executioner. Let us all pray- Laz, you put up a good fight but a slow death will not be yours so Ms. @ditch witch will be pulling you and burning you in the barrel. Rest in peace and let's hope you didn't infest the rest of the crops. Amen

Too much yellowing on a zucchini plant’s leaves is a sign your zucchini plant is unhealthy.

 

Et tu YD?
I know what vine borers look like. Rest assured I would have found them when I not only laid in the muck on my stomach and examined the entire plant with a flashlight, but cut off the majority of the stems and slit them open.


Now if I can just get the Dobie to stop pissing on it.

 

blame it on the dog.

 

I seem to be incapable of giving up on anything once I've set my mind to make it happen. Never quite sure if that's a flaw or a virtue. Mom would have called it the bane of her existence back when my mind was set on not eating lima beans or turnips.

 

@ditch witch- Silence is golden? Silence is defeat?

 

You'll have to settle for a porch shot using my camera's pitiful zoom. My knee is not in the mood for steps, mud, or rocking decks today. He's still there, no better no worse. Given the entire yard is an inch under water and has been for three days now I suspect he will soon have company in the infirmary. One of my spaghetti squashes is drowning now.

 

Well I can see another leaf going down. Keep up the fight @ditch witch.

 

We must not be looking at the same plant.