Herb and his infant sized winky

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Legion489, Feb 28, 2017.

  1. Legion489

    Legion489 Rev. 2:19 Banned

    Herb decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance , Sandy felt she had to confess to her man about her childhood illness . She informed Herb that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year old.

    He stated that it was OK because he loved her so much . However, Herb felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he had a deformity too .

    Herb looked Sandy in the eyes and said, 'I too have a problem .My winky is the same size as an infant and I hope you can deal with that once we are married .'

    She said, 'Yes, I will marry you & learn to live with your infant size winky .'

    Sandy and Herb got married and they could not wait for the honeymoon.

    Herb whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touching , teasing, and holding one another .

    As Sandy put her hands in Herb's pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room ! Herb ran after her to find out what was wrong.

    She said, 'You told me your winky was the size of an infant!'

    'Yes, it is; 7 pounds, 10 ounces, 19 inches long!'
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  2. Ura-Ki

    Ura-Ki Grampa Monkey

    Winky ;-),
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  3. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

    not so sure of where the line is, but this one might best be shifted to the inferno
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  4. Legion489

    Legion489 Rev. 2:19 Banned

    Got a little winky envy going there? All I said was "winky", it was you who put the idea of what it was to, shall we say, "evil thoughts".
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  5. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    Less than 19 inches ehh....... [melbo]
  6. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

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