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Here we go again....blonde..

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Jun 13, 2007.


  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    I just pass them on....because they keep getting sent to me...NO!!


    A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's a
    "peel and win" Sticker on her coffee cup.

    So she peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a
    Motorhome! I've won a motorhome!"

    The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest
    Prize is a free Lunch.?"

    But the blonde keeps on screaming, "I've won
    a motor home! I've won a Motorhome!"

    Finally, the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am,
    I'm sorry, but you're Mistaken. You couldn't have
    Possibly won a motorhome because we didn't have
    That as a prize.

    The blonde says, "No, it's not a mistake. I've
    Won a motorhome!"

    And she hands the ticket to the manager and HE reads...
















    "W I N A B A G E L"
     
  2. ripsnort

    ripsnort Monkey+++

    CRC, are you a blonde??
     
  3. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member



    Yep....

    Since the day I was born.....
     
  4. ripsnort

    ripsnort Monkey+++

    So what is the psychology of blonds posting blond jokes?
     
  5. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    Laugh and the world laughs with you.
     
  6. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member



    Strike Hard, Strike Fast, Strike First....


    [coo]





    [winkthumb]
     
  7. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Brilliant. Our blond didn't just fall off of the turnip truck.
     
  8. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Thank you EL....;) ( I was born at night...but not LAST night...)



    [tytyty]








    [LMAO][LMAO]
     
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