Hey Parrothead!

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ghostrider, Nov 19, 2005.


  1. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    This lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

    "What do they say?" the priest inquired.

    "They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?' "

    "That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two talking female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots who I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying
    that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."

    "Thank you!" the woman responded.

    So the next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priest's house. The priest's two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage.

    The lady puts her female parrots in with the male parrots and the female parrots say, "Hi, we are prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"

    One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!"
     
  2. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    :D
     
  3. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    :lol: [ROFL] :D
     
  4. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    They're mine.... :D
     
  5. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    [ROFL]
     
  6. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    :lol: b:: [ROFL] [rofllmao]

    I am glad nobody has taught my african grey that, she knows enough already.
     
  7. monkeyman

    monkeyman Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Well, they tend to repeat what they hear a lot. lol :D :eek: [peep]
     
  8. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    ;)
     
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