hey...why did our missiles fall into the ocean?

Security backdoor found in China-made US military chip

The possibilities are devastating.....

 

Move along folks, nothing to see here.

 

Wait......lemmie show you my suprised face.


Heck, I coulda told you that as soon as I see the made in China label.
I bet every computer made has the same ability.

 

And it's probably delivered in a package covered in lead paint too!