High-Protein Diet 'Risky as Smoking' for Middle-Aged

Ah, Duh. Did I say they were the same? I was implying for years they have been trying to get us to switch from butter to healthier margarine... yet margarine is chemically similar to the dreaded "Oreo poison" saturated fats... and the Lies just keep coming.

 

Sorry, maybe i was a bit edgy They should do a study on edginess and BBS, and the stress induced cancer it causes. Sounds like a multi-million dollar grant coming down the congressional sewer pipe that they have been flushing money down for years. Wait I'm off on another stress inducing rant.... WTH is causing this? Can someone do a study already, i'd happily fund it through new taxes.. WAIT ! STOP IT! I did not mean that, no more F@#$ing studies OK?

 

Lets get real... studies show that:
Bacon will kill you,
eggs will kill you,
don't eat the fruit because it's covered in some fungicide,
don't eat grains because they might be genetically modified,
sex can kill you (aids, STD's some one else's significant other... etc).

So when I die it will be with a full belly and a smile on my face....

YMMV

 

Mine as well. I've said it before, if eating things that make me dread dinner will make me live longer, I would rather enjoy my food and die sooner.

 

Make sure you enjoy your slot on that timeline.

 

The dreded transfats. Take a normal polyunsaturated fat (a normal, naturally occurring fat that is needed by the body) and under pressure force feed it hydrogen until it is no longer an unsaturated fat. The result is something between a saturated fat and unsaturated fat- and is as unnatural and alien to our body as plastic. Our body doesn't know what to do with it, so it just stores it away as a toxin, and rarely is able to break it down properly.

 

I'm eating my bacon and cheese to celebrate this study