Highly infectious disease

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by -06, May 8, 2015.

  1. -06

    -06 Monkey+++

    I am sorry that I have not been very responsive lately to your Emails. I have
    been somewhat under the weather since my doctors informed me that I have an
    acute case of Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic Whitehouse Fatigue (PIST-AWF).
    For those of you who do not know what that is; PIST-AWF is a newly defined
    disease that is found to be widespread and highly contagious.

    January, 2015 - Doctors at the CDC released a statement disclosing a new disease that has
    already infected over half of the United States and is anticipated to continue
    to spread. The disease itself affects the cells of a person’s entire body then
    goes dormant. The disease ravages the body and leaves serious side effects.
    These side effects have been labeled as PIST-AWF.

    Symptoms include:

    * Severe pain of the scalp from pulling your own hair while viewing your president pander
    to Muslim terrorists.

    * Uncontrollable heartburn at 8:00 PM during the O’Reilly

    * Loose bowels from swallowing the fact we elected Obama twice.

    * Extreme hunger due to vomiting from nightly seeing terrorists murdering innocent people.

    * Bleeding from the eyes. This is not Ebola. It is your eyes reacting to
    accidentally flipping to a channel that shows Al Sharpton as a legitimate news
    show host.

    Since the disease consumes the entire body, every infected person is
    then identified as the disease itself.

    If you feel you have Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic War Fatigue,
    please notify your local election board and place your name on the list for a
    cure. It is expected, and sincerely hoped, that the cure will be available in
    November of 2016.
  2. sec_monkey

    sec_monkey SM Security Administrator

  3. madmax

    madmax Far right. Bipolar. Veteran. Don't push me.

    We're outnumbered by the lefties.
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  4. -06

    -06 Monkey+++

    Outnumbered by those who "vote for a living" instead of having to work for it.
    Mike and oldawg like this.
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