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Hillary Clinton

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Conagher, Feb 26, 2006.

  1. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    and her driver were cruising along a country road one
    evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to
    avoid it but couldn't - the old cow was killed.

    Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners
    what happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists.

    About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes
    in disarray. He was holding a half empty bottle of expensive wine in one
    hand, an expensive Cuban cigar in the other and was smiling happily, smeared
    with lipstick.

    "What happened?" asked Hillary.

    "Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me
    the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love to

    My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.

    The driver replied: "I said, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver, and I just killed
    the old cow.........and things kinda got confused after that".
  2. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

  3. ChemicalGal

    ChemicalGal Monkey+++

    [LMAO] [touchdown] :lol:
  4. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    :lol: [LMAO]
  5. monkeyman

    monkeyman Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    [applaud] [LMAO]
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