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Hillary Joke #138,649

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by UncleMorgan, Mar 30, 2016.

  1. UncleMorgan

    UncleMorgan I eat vegetables. My friends are not vegetables.

    Hillary Clinton, a midget wearing swim fins, and a very tall guy with a pink and green polka-dot duck on his head walk into a bar.

    The bartender takes one look and stops wiping the bar.

    "Y'all's about the weirdest-looking bunch I've seen in a while," he says.

    Everyone is silent for a moment, and then the duck says "What are you sayin'? We don't even know the bitch!"
    Last edited: Mar 30, 2016
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