Hillary to Admit she is Bisexual

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by franks71vw, May 16, 2013.

  1. franks71vw

    franks71vw Monkey+++

    Hillary Clinton Writing $25 Million Tell-All

    HILLARY Clinton is writing a tell-all biography — so that there will be no secrets left to uncover when she runs for president in 2016!
    The former First Lady will expose explosive details of the shocking marital and political lies.
    Hillary will finally admit the truth about her sexuality, her recent brain cancer agony and what really happened to Osama bin Laden’s corpse.
    “By writing this tell-all, Hillary will settle old scores and get revenge on her enemies,” said a close friend.
    “But she’ll easily earn as much as $25 million through future royalties.
    “And as hard as it’s been for Bill to stomach, Hillary is going to put it all out there. She’ll deal with the fallout when the book is published so it will all be old news by the time she runs for president in 2016.
    “Bill and Hillary are the consummate politicians, and they realize the LGBT community is a huge voting bloc.
    “They want lesbians, gays, bisexuals and transgender people behind Hillary in the 2016 campaign. So Hillary’s going to come clean for the votes. She’ll admit that she’s bisexual and has had lesbian relationships.
    “Hillary sent a clear message about her true feelings, saying that her ‘personal views’ about gay life and marriage ‘have been shaped over time by people I have known and loved’.
    “While Hillary wasn’t specific about the identity of those ‘people,’ her book will reveal all the details.”
    Hillary will also confirm that a veterinarian who treated the family cat Socks at the White House stumbled upon her locked in a steamy embrace with a woman.
    Another lie that Hillary will fess up to is her denial that she battled a serious brain crisis before being hospitalized with a blood clot in her head.
  2. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    What ever, i could care less if she like the same stuff as me or not.
    As for the brain crisis. Everyone knows that you can be in political office with only half a brain. Ala' Giffords.
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  3. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    We all know that other woman was Monica L..... Hillary and Billy were probably swingers and pulled that poor naive young lady into their grasp ;)
    Not sure how big the swinger block of votes would be, but hey if you are going for the LGBT, you might as well be inclusive of all "special" groups.....
  4. -06

    -06 Monkey+++

    When slick willy and hitlery were in their first term the president of the American Gay Rights Association was being interviewed by an anchorman. He introduced him as the prez of the cuties and a life long friend of bill and hillery clinton. Now how does the prez stay life long friends w/o getting "chummy" with them. Makes one wonder.
  5. VHestin

    VHestin Farm Chick

    As already mentioned, who the f*** cares? Now if she told the truth about Benghazi that would be something, but no, she's gotta talk about who she got it on with. Whatever.
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  6. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    If Ellen drops that babe she's with for Hillary, I'm gonna wizz myself laughing. :lol:
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  7. Mountainman

    Mountainman Großes Mitglied Site Supporter+++

    Hoping the worst for Hitlery health wise, enuff said. If she makes it to 2016 healthy we are screwed.
  8. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    I'm sick to death, of musicians and actors who think I care about their politics, and liberals who think their bedrooms belong in my living room. Do the job you are hired to do, and otherwise leave me alone.
  9. -06

    -06 Monkey+++

    Crap like that is what the liberal media thrive on for the sheeple to talk about. An old saying---dumb people talk about people, mediocre minds talk about events, and smart people talk about ideas. Guess that puts me somewhere between dumb and mediocre---Duhhhh--lol.
  10. natshare

    natshare Monkey+++

    Funny, I was going to say how everyone's known this since Bill was in office, and we realized that Chelsea's father was actually Janet Reno! :lol:
  11. -06

    -06 Monkey+++

    Rumor was that of the @2500 appointees of theirs 80% were of the dainty stepping type.
  12. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

    What??? I really have no desire to know what Hil does in the bedroom but what is this about Osama??? Did they have him stuffed or something? What a bizarre thing.
  13. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

    And brain cancer? No way. That link may not be believable. It could be like a supermarket checkout rag mag.
  14. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    Obammer has OBL stuffed and mounted in the WH trophy room don't you know....:eek:

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