Hillary's Indian Name

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by E.L., Feb 12, 2007.

  1. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Senator Hillary Clinton was invited to address a major
    gathering of The American Indian nation two weeks ago in upstate
    New York.

    She spoke for almost an hour on her future plans for increasing every Native American's
    present standard of living, should she one day become the first female President.

    She referred to her career as a New York Senator, how she
    had signed "yes" for every Indian issue that came to her desk for approval.

    Although the Senator was vague on the details of her plan,
    she seemed most enthusiastic about her future ideas for helpingher "red sisters and brothers".

    At the conclusion of her speech, the Tribes presented theSenator with a plaque inscribed with her new
    Indian name -Walking Eagle.

    The proud Senator then departed in her motorcade, waving to
    the crowds.

    A news reporter later inquired of the group of chiefs
    of how they had come to select the new name given to the Senator.

    They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.
  2. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    [fnny] LOL
  3. GoatLady

    GoatLady Lock and load

    tee hee
  4. Blackjack

    Blackjack Monkey+++

  5. monkeyman

    monkeyman Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    lol I doubt most would be that kind especialy since most of the folks I know from the indian councils and such have known people who saw her and Bill at the site of the ground they got in trouble over developing since it was not owned by them but was reservation/tribal indian land that they were trying to develop and sell.
  6. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    :lol: too funny
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