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His Alibi

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Conagher, Jan 18, 2006.


  1. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    His Alibi

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    The wife comes home early & finds her husband in their master bedroom making love to a beautiful, sexy young lady!

    "You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you doing? How dare you do this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving this house, I want a divorce!"

    The husband, replies "Wait! Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least listen to what happened!"

    "It'll be the last thing I will hear from you. But make it fast, you unfaithful pig!"

    The husband begins to tell his story . . . "While driving home this young lady asks for a ride. I saw her so defenseless that I went ahead and allowed her in my car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She mentioned that she had not eaten for 3 days.

    With great compassion and hurt, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas that I made for you last night that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll gain weight; the poor thing practically devoured them. Since she was very dirty I asked her to take a shower.

    While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw her clothes away. Since she needed clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans that you have had for a few years, that you can no longer wear because they are too tight on you. I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and you don't wear because you said I don't have good taste. I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that you will not wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the boots that you bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore again after you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair."

    The husband continues his story . . . . .

    "The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the door. When we got to the door she turned around and with tears coming out of her eyes, she asked me:

    "Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not use?"

    [clp] :shock:
     
  2. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Well...at least I won't have to worry about that ever happening..... :unsure:
     
  3. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    :lol:
     
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