hmmmm...Which is Best??

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Dec 4, 2007.


  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    CONTROVERSY: Should the tree be real or fake?

    YUPPIE:
    Live tree, planted after use

    MALE:
    Fake tree, discarded after use

    FEMALE:
    Grow tree in house, adorned with fruits

    REALITY:
    Fake tree stays up until May, adorned with fur-balls

    <><><><><>

    CONTROVERSY: Should tree lights twinkle or stay constant?

    YUPPIE:
    Each bulb blinks to its own random rhythm

    MALE:
    Bulbs flash logo of football team

    FEMALE:
    Elegant flickering candles

    REALITY:
    Tree bursts into flames, burns house down

    <><><><><>

    CONTROVERSY: Should tree be topped with an angel or a star?

    YUPPIE:
    Gender-neutral angel; no submissive female stereotype

    MALE:
    Blonde angel, kneeling, in a wet T-shirt

    FEMALE:
    Authentic angel explains true meaning of Christmas

    REALITY:
    Hell's Angel steals the tree and the gifts

    <><><><><>

    CONTROVERSY: Do ya fling or hang tinsel?

    YUPPIE:
    Empower each strand with self-determining skills

    MALE:
    Six large clumps of tinsel on front of tree

    FEMALE:
    Each icicle hangs like strand of delicate artwork

    REALITY:
    More icicles on floor than on tree

    <><><><><>

    CONTROVERSY: Do ya open gifts on Christmas Eve or morning?

    YUPPIE:
    Gifts opened on posted, individual schedules so all enjoy surprise

    MALE:
    Anytime, just so it doesn't interfere with football

    FEMALE:
    Anytime the entire family is present

    REALITY:
    Doesn't matter, everyone's peeked anyway

    <><><><><>

    CONTROVERSY: Ham or Turkey for Christmas Dinner?

    YUPPIE:
    Baked Tofu Balls stuffed with wheat germ

    MALE:
    Anything, as long as there's plenty of both it...and beer

    FEMALE:
    A meal the entire family plans and prepares

    REALITY:
    Spriral Cut Honey Ham , bought with all the fixin's....
     
  2. RightHand

    RightHand Pioneer in a New World Moderator Founding Member

    Reminds me of when my daughter was a wise-azzed teenager. I used to get live balled trees to plant outside but no matter what I tried, they never lived. One year she asked if I was going to get a dead tree (cut) or a live one and kill it myself!
     
  3. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    [ROFL] :lol:


    I think your daughter and I would have gotten along...


    ;-)
     
  4. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    This has been a Mom/I controversy for... well... forever.

    She puts it on ONE at a time, never two too close together. I used to try and double (or triple) up, give it a fling, have some fun with it. Busted every time! "One at a time", she'd remind me ~sigh~

    In her defense; her trees are picture-perfect and some of the most beautiful I've ever seen. She even matches the present wrapping to the color/theme of the tree. Every year it's different, though it always matches. Either a single color or coordinating colors. It's something special to see. You should've seen it the one year that she used angel hair and mirrors. Awesome!
     
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