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Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Jan 27, 2008.

  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Ok...this probably belongs in another forum...But I can't help but posting it here...While looking up Bush and what he did in Tx, I came across these...

    And laughed my butt off....:lol:

    Oh, and there's more!



    "I've been to war [sic]. I've raised twins. If I had a choice, I'd rather go to war." -- Bush, flat out lying in 2002.

    "One of the interesting initiatives we've taken in Washington, D.C., is we've got these vampire-busting devices. A vampire is a—a cell deal you can plug in the wall to charge your cell phone."—Denver, CO. Aug. 14, 2001

    "Well, it's an unimaginable honor to be the president during the Fourth of July of this country. It means what these words say, for starters. The great inalienable rights of our country. We're blessed with such values in America. And I--it's--I'm a proud man to be the nation based upon such wonderful values."--Visiting the Jefferson Memorial, Washington, D.C., July 2, 2001

    "We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease."--After meeting with the leaders of the European Union, Gothenburg, Sweden, June 14, 2001

    "It's very important for folks to understand that when there's more trade, there's more commerce."--Quebec City, Canada, April 21, 2001

    "I've coined new words, like, misunderstanding and Hispanically."—Radio-Television Correspondents Association dinner, Washington, D.C., March 29, 2001

    "I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for predecessors as well."—Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2001

    "Then I went for a run with the other dog and just walked. And I started thinking about a lot of things. I was able to—I can't remember what it was. Oh, the inaugural speech, started thinking through that."—Pre-inaugural interview with U.S. News & World Report, Jan. 22, 2001 issue
    "Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment."—Interview with the New York Times, Jan. 14, 2001 (Thanks to Rachael Contorer.)

    "The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants."—Interview with the New York Times, Jan. 14, 2001

    "They misunderestimated me."—Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000

    "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."—Greater Nashua, N.H., Chamber of Commerce, Jan. 27, 2000

    "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."-Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000

    "The great thing about America is everybody should vote."-Austin, Texas, Dec. 8, 2000

    "It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."--Reuters, May 5, 2000

    "Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"-Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000

    "I understand small business growth. I was one."-New York Daily News, Feb. 19, 2000
    "The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case."-Pella, Iowa, as quoted by the San Antonio Express-News, Jan. 30, 2000

    "It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the Internet."—Arlington Heights, Ill., Oct. 24, 2000 huh????

    "I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question."— Reynoldsburg, Ohio, Oct. 4, 2000

    "Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods."—Austin, Texas, Dec. 20, 2000

    "The senator [McCain] has got to understand if he's going to have—he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road."—To reporters in Florence, S.C., Feb. 17, 2000

    "We ought to make the pie higher."—South Carolina Republican Debate, Feb. 15, 2000

    "They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some kind of federal program."—Debate in St. Charles, Mo., Nov. 2, 2000 [lolol]

    "It's your money. You paid for it."—LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000
    "It's not the governor's role to decide who goes to heaven. I believe that God decides who goes to heaven, not George W. Bush." -- George W. Bush, in the Houston Chronicle.

    "There ought to be limits to freedom. We're aware of this [web] site, and this guy is just a garbage man, that's all he is." -- George Jr., discussing a web site that parodies him

    "I'm a uniter not a divider. That means when it comes time to sew up your chest cavity, we use stitches as opposed to opening it up." -- Bush, on David Letterman, March 2, 2000. (the audience booed)

    "I didn't -- I swear I didn't -- get into politics to feather my nest or feather my friends' nests." -- Bush Jr., in the Houston Chronicle

  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    I can put food on my family with a single flick of a spoon. :)
  3. Blackjack

    Blackjack Monkey+++

    Yep.... he's a frickin genius!
  4. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

    What a country. Where else can you speak like that and still get paid all that money? Sheesh.
  5. Wild Trapper

    Wild Trapper Pirate Biker

    He belongs in a box, you know, one of those padded rooms at the VA. Only people can hear him is those that have to keep confidentiality. He is an embarrassment to anyone who ever wore a uniform. I wonder if he ever had a coherent thought in his life.
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