Home Security

Home Security

Now that I'm on a fixed income, I've disconnected my home alarm system,
turned off my external lights and de-registered from the Neighbourhood Watch.


I've got two Pakistani flags raised in the front garden, one at each corner,
and the black flag of ISIS in the centre.

Local Police, Federal Police, the Army and all my neighbours are watching the house 24/7.
I am watched everywhere I go.

I've never felt safer, and I'm saving $149.50 a month

 

You could also paint a chalk outline like this in your driveway, scatter some used 44 mag brass around, and finish with remnants of a couple different types/ages of crime scene tape

 

In my neighbourhood, the demographic has changed considerably over the recent years.

I would probably name my wifi "6 العملية فريق daesh afp "

Fighting terrorism - Australian Federal Police

Actually it's a very peacable neighbourhood, and the folks are respectful and helpful...they have their version of the Jehovas Witnesses periodically door knocking with their equivalent to Jack Chick tracts; but I notice that their Quran thumpers seem to get as much interest as JWs do in non muslim neighbourhoods. Suits me.

 

My guest networks are:
FBI Van 38
OSP Relay 11
Go Back to Class
Study Now Or Flip Burgers Later

OSP is the state police. I also live across the street from the local High School, so have left messages on both bands for those WiFi surfers in the parking lot.

 

I love those!

My all-time favorite: "... or flip burgers later". Genius!

William Warren

 

We have two of these within range now.

 

If I want WiFi out here I would have to go with a Sat. system...

Names : Shoots at movement
Fish's with dynamite
Cloths? What for?
Wish's for a Dungeon
Can you squeel like a piggy

Could give some folk's wandering around in the hill's caution..