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How Adam Got Eve

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by melbo, Dec 14, 2007.


  1. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    Thanks Wildtrapper!



    How Adam Got Eve -- Priceless


    Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.
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    So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?"


    Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.


    God said that He was going to make Adam a companion


    and that it would be a woman.


    He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you,


    and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you.
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    She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you,


    and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement.


    She will praise you!
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    She will bear your children.


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    and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.


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    "She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and


    passion whenever you need it."


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    Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"


    God replied, "An arm and a leg."


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    Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"



    Of course the rest is history............!!!!
     
  2. Minuteman

    Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

    What's the first thing Adam said to Eve?
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    Stand back! I don't know how big this things going to get!!
     
  3. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

    thanks Adam
     
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