How Bad is the Economy?

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Jan 31, 2010.


  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Just some silly ones my daughter sent me..

    The economy is so bad that:

    I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

    I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

    CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

    If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.. (my favorite..lol!)

    Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

    McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

    Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

    Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

    Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

    The Mafia is laying off judges.

    Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

    Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

    And, finally...
    I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc.., I called the Suicide Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck....
     
  2. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Moderator Moderator Founding Member

    [lolol][lolol][applaud]
     
  3. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    [applaud]
     
  4. dragonfly

    dragonfly Monkey+++

    ain't it the truth'?
     
  5. Seawolf1090

    Seawolf1090 Adventure Riding Monkey Founding Member

    Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

    Pretty soon we can add Toyota along with GM...... [lolol]
     
  6. coloradohermit

    coloradohermit Monkey+++ Founding Member

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