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How Latex Gloves Are Made..

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Mar 19, 2007.

  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.

    "Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.

    "No, I don't."

    "Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in Mexico with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size."

    She didn't crack a smile. "Oh, well. I tried," he thought.

    But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.

    "What's so funny?" he asked.

    "I was just envisioning how condoms are made!"

  2. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

  3. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    :lol: too funny
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