How Long Would You Last?

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Yard Dart, Oct 31, 2014.


  1. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey..... Moderator Site Supporter++

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  2. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    64 minutes. NFG
     
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  3. RightHand

    RightHand Pioneer in a New World Moderator Founding Member

    Ghrit and I will die at the same time - 64 mins. Not so bad for a couple old geezers like us and at least I'm in good company.
     
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  4. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    82 minutes lone survivor....throwing the nerd/geek at the maniac axe murderer probably helped! :eek:
     
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  5. oldawg

    oldawg Monkey+++

    90 minutes. Consistently de-azzing the AO seems to work. LOL
     
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  6. RightHand

    RightHand Pioneer in a New World Moderator Founding Member

    Maybe ghrit and I should start hanging out with you guys!
     
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  7. oldawg

    oldawg Monkey+++

    biglaff Especially if I can out run you.
     
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  8. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    You would last 79 minutes in a horror movie.

    Second time through:
    You would last 80 minutes in a horror movie, you are the Lone Survivor
     
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  9. RightHand

    RightHand Pioneer in a New World Moderator Founding Member

    LOL With my knees, the local turtle can out run me. I have to rely on brains and my insanely beautiful body!
     
  10. oldawg

    oldawg Monkey+++

    Brains and beauty? Dang I'm toast .
     
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  11. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    Whereas I'm limited to relying on my body and my insanely beautiful brains! ;)
     
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  12. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    It was nice knowing you.....;)
     
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  13. RightHand

    RightHand Pioneer in a New World Moderator Founding Member

    don't worry oldawg, they always come after the beautiful bodies first. Maybe if I wear an a white hair wig and no bathing suit I can fool them into thinking I'm an old broad instead of the pretty young thing I like to think I am
     
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  14. Gopherman

    Gopherman Sometimes I Wish I Could Go Back to Sleep Site Supporter++

    Indefinitely, unless like on the Walking Dead some A-%^$* shoots me in the leg![OO]
     
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  15. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    Nah, we gotta hide 'cause we can't run.
     
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  16. BTPost

    BTPost Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    Brains, Beauty, and Bad Knees..... That out weighs 99% of the Sheeple........ They are just waiting for the wolves.....
     
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  17. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey..... Moderator Site Supporter++

    So are you saying that you scored in the 60's as well.... ;)
     
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  18. techsar

    techsar Monkey+++

    Only made it to 81 minutes - lone survivor. Seven minutes of credits, perhaps?
     
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  19. Sapper John

    Sapper John Analog Monkey in a Digital World

    90 minutes for me, would have been nice if I could have shot the S.O.B. from the get go!
     
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  20. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    71 minutes, but no choices allowing use of my machine gun, shotgun, gas and flare gun, or khukris

    Drop me in the middle of a horror movie, and the killer won't make it to the sequel.

    Ever wonder why the victims in the horror flicks are suburban white liberal kids and not rednecks who would have that clown thing stuffed and mounted so he could show his friends?
     
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