How Long Would You Last?

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Yard Dart, Oct 31, 2014.


  1. Dawg23

    Dawg23 do or do not, there is no try

    86 minutes. but my real answers were not there. :blah: so i call bullshit. :D i would survive. because i would have shot the intruder. not to mention got the hell outta dodge before hand
     
  2. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    You would last 86 minutes in a horror movie, you are the Lone Survivor.
     
  3. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey Site Supporter++

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    Dad: "Lookit that, Billy Joe, no matter how many times you shoot it to pieces, it just heals right back up."
    Billy Joe: "Dad, you mean...?"
    Dad: "Exactly. We can shoot it up all day and the next day shoot it again all we want."
    Billy Joe: "Cool! Can I have his hockey mask?"
    Dad: "You sure can son, just get me another case of that cheap commie ammo we got at Walmart"
    Mom: "You ain't bringing that home unless you get rid of that moose head..."
    Jason: "Oh Jesus, not again...crap, not in the...."
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    Last edited: Oct 31, 2014
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  4. Mountainman

    Mountainman Großes Mitglied Site Supporter+++

    72 minutes. As stated before, where is the pull my gun option. Whoever made this up is only giving the sheeple options.
     
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  5. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    Horror movies don't work with a wolf option.
     
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  6. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    Usually its foul chicken, goose and duck options. ;) Though quailing under the bed and in closets seems to get a run too! [LMAO]
     
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  7. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    Either way, it is a case of fowl play.
     
  8. Gopherman

    Gopherman Sometimes I Wish I Could Go Back to Sleep

    81 minutes "Lone Survivor"! I'm with you other guys about the guns! That sucker would get 2 12 gauge slugs through the door first, then 4 in the chest if he was stupid enough not to run away from me,an if that doesn't stop him, 34 9 mil.rounds would definitely give me an upper hand.
    if its a supernatural thing, bullets won't work, MOVE!Now!ohno
     
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  9. Gray Wolf

    Gray Wolf Monkey+++

    78 minutes. It stinks when the only viable options given are narrowed down to just keep running away.
     
  10. oldawg

    oldawg Monkey+++ Site Supporter+

    Naw it's a good game even played by their rules. All Monkeys were ahead of the game. Now if it were real their rules go out the window and Monkey rules are used I'm betting everyone here hits the 100% mark. Well except for Chell who seems to be "fowling" up the curve. Of course him being from down under we understand that it's because he has spent his whole life on his head.;)
     
  11. madmax

    madmax Far right. Bipolar. Veteran. Don't push me.

    I'll never give in...
     
  12. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    Better run!!! [gone]
    [​IMG]
     
  13. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    No need to waste Good Ammo on the likes of those Zombies..... Gasoline sprayed on them from a Garden Sprayer at a distance of 15 feet, and then a Stick Match, will end their march, in a hurry.... Zombies ALWAYS move slower than Slug Slime....
     
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  14. UncleMorgan

    UncleMorgan I eat vegetables. My friends are not vegetables.

    If the axe murderer had been a carrot I would've done ok.
     
  15. fmhuff

    fmhuff Monkey+++

    79 minutes.
     
  16. Tully Mars

    Tully Mars Metal weldin' monkey

    Old thread, but I made it to 81 minutes. Finishing off the Baddie when he was down probably helped;)
     
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  17. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner Brewery Monkey Moderator

    72 minutes... Sheesh!
     
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  18. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    You would last 79 minutes in a horror movie, you are the Hero's Significant Other.
     
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  19. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    I only last 82
     
  20. oldman11

    oldman11 Monkey+++

    84 minutes,it has something to do with old age and 72 yrs experience. Be on the look out,trust no one and be ready for what comes.
     
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