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How many dogs does it take....

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Oct 12, 2005.


  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?*

    1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our
    whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned
    out bulb?

    2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up
    to code.

    3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

    4. Rottweiler: Make me.

    5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

    6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I?
    Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

    7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from
    the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more
    perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the
    situation.

    8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the
    walls and furniture.

    9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light
    bulb!

    10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the
    dark.

    11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light
    bulb."

    12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

    13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little
    circle...

    14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By
    the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
    *How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?*

    Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real
    question is:

    "How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a
    massage?"








    see...I DO know clean jokes...... :p
     
  2. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    b:: b::

    Nice!!!
     
  3. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    :D
     
  4. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    :lol: [ROFL]
     
  5. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    [cmfrt] Hopefully, you'll have a speedy recovery.
     
  6. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    I think you're right Ghost...this being good is hard work.....let's see what's in my mail today...... :p


    Maybe melbo's "source" went to Knob Creek too! :shock:
     
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