How many internet forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Motomom34, Jan 2, 2017.


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  1. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    How many bears will it take to eat all the EPA inspectors?
     
  2. ditch witch

    ditch witch I do stupid crap, so you don't have to

    I'll revisit in 6 months to resurrect the dead horse.
     
  3. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

    Only ONE, if he is hungry, at all.... Otherwise he will KILL "It" and bury "It" for later.... Bears, The original Prep'er....
     
  4. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

    Spelling and grammar??? Still trying to figure if this is English...

    Must be talking about some foreign light bulb.
     
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  5. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    I only change light bulbs butt naked in the dark with a thunder storm outside!
     
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  6. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    Was that the one on your front porch that came on as you finished screwing it in?
     
  7. jukk0u

    jukk0u Monkey+++

    And one member to post a picture of a sexy woman changing a light bulb:

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  8. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    Hey why change the light bulb. a broken light uses no power thus conserves energy.
    Just wait for the sun to come up.
     
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  9. v0lcom13sn0w

    v0lcom13sn0w Trunk Monkey

    LOL or be like me and use a flash light instead of change the bulb then curse when i can't see
     
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  10. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    If it's gun Kid... only one... if it's silenced and 22 watts, while standing on an armored wheelbarrow...... or if you use the original poster... only one if you screw him in really tight and don't mind low wattage....
     
  11. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    After removing said bulb ,what are you permitted to replace it with ?
     
  12. techsar

    techsar Monkey+++

    :whistle:Did you ever get the light bulb changed?[deadhorse]
     
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  13. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    Gee maw do I have to ?
     
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