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How To Avoid The Flu!

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Oct 20, 2005.

  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies.
    Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.
    Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system.
    Walk for at least an hour a day, go for a swim,
    take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc.
    Wash your hands often. If you can't wash them,
    keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.
    Get lots of fresh air. Open windows whenever possible.
    Get plenty of rest.
    Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.


    Take the doctor's office approach.

    Think about it...

    When you go for a shot, what do they do first?

    Cleanyour arm with alcohol..


    Because alcohol kills germs.


    I walk to the liquor store. (exercise )

    I put lime in my Corona...(fruit)

    Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies)

    Drink outdoors on the bar patio..(fresh air)

    Tell jokes, laugh..(eliminate stress)

    Then pass out. (rest)

    The way I see it...

    If you keep your alcohol levels up,

    flu germs can't get you!!!!

    My grandmother always said, "A shot in the glass is better than one in the ass!"
  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    :lol: I love your grandma!
  3. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    Me too [bow]
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