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How to burn Calories fast...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Witch Doctor 01, Sep 19, 2015.

  1. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

  2. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    That is 'blacken' not burnt!
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  3. Dont

    Dont Just another old gray Jarhead Monkey Site Supporter+++

    It's nothing some Sriracha can't fix..
  4. Bear

    Bear Monkey+++ Founding Member Iron Monkey

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  5. vonslob

    vonslob Monkey++

    It still looks good in the middle. Lol
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  6. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    Reminds me of the reason I do not cook turkeys.....:eek::rolleyes:
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  7. JohnSteven

    JohnSteven CHUNKY MUNKY

    Black / White, Yeller, or-... Kinda-Black.... can't we ALL just GET ALONG...?
    must this -ALWAYS- be about color?
    (sheeesh) :)
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  8. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    I can see you need an eduction in cooking ;) @JohnSteven
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  9. NotSoSneaky

    NotSoSneaky former supporter

    Cajun pizza ? [tongue]
  10. JohnSteven

    JohnSteven CHUNKY MUNKY

    After turning two... .(yes... 2) chickens (in a ROW) into some kind of "mummified thing" in an oven...
    I simply GAVE UP on the "chicken thing" for a little while.

    I'd throw the chicken in... start writing... (then forget about the chicken)
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  11. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    In my case, I was asked to check it at the 3 pm(which I did) she got home at 6pm. There were no other instructions, nor did I know when she would be returning. I had other things to do.
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  12. JohnSteven

    JohnSteven CHUNKY MUNKY

    When the student is ready - a teacher APPEAR-eth

    [I just hope the teacher doesn't look like Gny Sgt R. Lee Ermey ]
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  13. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    I do look like the Sargent .... its important to not get distracted by ugly or beautiful. All part of the master instruction strategy ;)

    Lesson 1:
    Whole chicken
    Cheap can of beer, and
    Good scotch

    Lean the chicken on the beer put in oven cook 350 for 40 min

    serve scotch to cook as needed

    The 'blacken' is extra ;)
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  14. JohnSteven

    JohnSteven CHUNKY MUNKY

    I think my favorite line from that scene is---- "Do your parents have any children that LIVED???"
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  15. JohnSteven

    JohnSteven CHUNKY MUNKY

    Should I let my chicken "CHILL" for a while?
    Chicken Chill in the sink.
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  16. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    exactly this is the cooked version
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  17. JohnSteven

    JohnSteven CHUNKY MUNKY

    This is the 9mm version

    I couldn't find "50-Cal"
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