How to evade near infrared spectroscopy brain imaging?

Discussion in 'Tin Foil Hat Lounge' started by OdinTheDO, Jun 3, 2019.

  1. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey Site Supporter++

    Yes, just a joke, and NOT intended at your expense.

    As for the other I see two general possibilities:
    1. People are effing with your mind with a stupid practical joke. Don't play their game and don't give the the satisfaction. Don't get angry and instead take the high road. I was once immature enough to enjoy that type of humor, but later realized what a colossal dumb ass I was.


    2. If nobody is actually leading you on, then you are imagining it. For your own sake, please get help. It could be something as simple as an easily corrected chemical imbalance. It will not hurt to get looked at and could greatly improve your quality of life.
  2. OdinTheDO

    OdinTheDO Neophyte Monkey

    I appreciate your logic and your compassion, but really, I'm not imagining it, and I'm not being pranked. I wish it was either of those scenarios. Unfortunately, I don't have any way I can prove it to you. If anyone would be willing to help me think this through, as a therapeutic exercise let's say, I would really appreciate it.
  3. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey Site Supporter++

    In that case I would remove myself from the situation unless I wanted to continue. I would relocate elsewhere and get a job with a different employer and likely in a different industry. It's all up to you. I wish you peace and prosperity.

    If I did all of that and still felt that it was continuing, I would still get an examination just for a sanity check if nothing else.
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  4. Merkun

    Merkun furious dreamer

    Therein lays the rub. "Thinking through" the situation is impossible with the tiny amount of info you have provided AND you have postulated a scenario that is beyond the ability of the membership to comprehend. There are no clues where we might research this magical mystical methodology, and zero means and methods to dig out sound science to back up the claims you are making. Lacking proofs or ideas where to find the research, I for one have my doubts as to the truthfulness of what your "friends" are telling you.
    We have a few members with highly developed sense of smell when it comes to bs detection. If you are, as I for one suspect, the alarms are going off, and sooner or later staff is going to slap you with a warning about misdirection or something under the CoC.

    Infrared spectroscopy implies the physics that apply to light. You have squat to work with scientifically. Do better or go try a "soft" science (psychiatry or psychology) explanation.
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  5. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    I refer to my opening post...... beer solves a lot of problems like the one you proposed. [LMAO]


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  6. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    Dude, I so remember grandma making those hats. She made one for me from Squirt cans.

    Sorry, that front row looks like it will cause way more problems than it solves. Ok, maybe not for a young single guy. For a married old guy, if I survived the first couple of encounters, when I see the missus' I'm pretty sure i'd be done for. Just Sayin.
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  7. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    Enjoy the ride.... we are only here for a short time!!! [CRC]
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  8. techsar

    techsar Monkey+++

    I believe that would fall under "it was fun while it lasted."
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  9. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    I'm wanting to stick around to the end. If only to stir the pot as society collapses or at least cause unnecessary and excessive expenditures of resources by government entities to get me to quit inciting rebellion.
  10. oldawg

    oldawg Monkey+++

    OK first, tin FOIL won't work! It MUST be heavier grade(think roof flashing). Second, even that only works if it is configured in the full face model and connected to one or more of Nikola Tesla's more advanced mechanisms. CAUTION!! DO NOT FORGET THE GROUNDING! (and ample beer intake)
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  11. TinyDreams

    TinyDreams Monkey+

    Well unless you got a crack in your skull it'd be really hard to constantly read your thoughts from space.

    Yes as human beings we do actually glow a little (not visible to the naked eye) but that's our ENTIRE body. To get a solid reading on the brain without having to put any electrodes on you they have to be doing it one of three ways.
    1. You are somehow consuming enough radioactive material a day that you're brain is readable by space. Lol, you'd be dead if this happened.
    2. They somehow implanted you and have some Wi-Fi on that implant, in which case that tinfoil hat might not have worked, you'd need a signal blocker, or moving away would work too.

    3. They are flooding you with a higher dose of radiation somehow from space in which case then OFC that hat wouldn't work if it can read your brain through your skull. You want a lead hat or a heavy metal like that to keep you safe from that type of radiation...

    Another bonus option is one of them could be one of those psychics that live in LA either fake or real doesn't matter. Getting them drunk should fix that issue.

    So I agree with the alcohol suggestion.
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  12. BenP

    BenP Monkey++ Site Supporter+

    Regardless if we believe your claims or not, regardless if you claims are true or not, removing yourself from the situation is a solution and a topic with which we can actually provide some advice.
  13. OdinTheDO

    OdinTheDO Neophyte Monkey

    That does appear to be what it comes down to. It's a very long and complicated story, but the long and short of it is that I'm a pre-med student. They've set it up so that I can either play along with 24/7 thought and sensory surveillance and have a shot at getting into med school (if the admissions committee members like what they see on the feed I guess, which seems unlikely to me), or not apply. Once my window to apply has passed, I think they would stop doing it.

    I am profoundly uncomfortable with being surveilled for multiple reasons. Firstly, it's hard to describe if you've never had this done to you, but try imagining what it would be like if people you work with, your colleagues, students, and your boss could see a readout of the words your brain is thinking. The human mind produces a lot of random chatter, a lot of thoughts that you don't really believe as a person, the monkey mind as the Buddhists put it. And that's fine as long as no one can hear those thoughts, but if others can, then they can't help but think that every stray thought that crosses your mind defines you as a person. That experience is humiliating, shaming, and dare I say dehumanizing.

    Secondly, it's unethical since it is non-consensual. Since it's human experimentation without IRB approval or consent, it's technically a violation of the Nuremberg Code and the Belmont Report. However, that's all OK according to my family and other assorted community members involved because I might get something out it (admission to med school possibly, and they have given me about $250,000 of the donations they've raised, which is definitely a significant benefit).

    Mainly for the personal sense of dignity reasons, I desperately want to escape the surveillance. But I don't know how. And even if I could somehow, according to what I can gleam from their communications, the only shot I have at getting into med school, at least according to them, is to comply with the surveillance, which would probably last for the next 6 months to a year until I have a med school acceptance in hand. I honestly don't know if I can take it that long.

    On the other hand, I do want to become a doctor. I think I have something somewhat unique to offer people in terms of my understanding of currently incurable chronic diseases. The reason this whole bizarre experiment got started was that I came up with some novel ideas about Alzheimer's disease and pancreatic cancer, at least one of which was later shown to be effective in a patient. They've raised money from people based on the premise that I have potential but that I need their "help" in the form of 24/7 surveillance (amongst other things). I would become a scientist instead, but I think they communicated to me that the surveillance wouldn't end even if I did that. I don't really want to do anything else with my life.

    So that's the dilemma I'm in.
  14. OdinTheDO

    OdinTheDO Neophyte Monkey

    Whatever it is, it's something transmitting data in a way that most scientists would consider safe. These people have done some unethical things, but they see themselves as good. Based on knowing a few of the people involved and the fact that a brain-computer interface startup one of them is involved in was recently associated with this paper, plus the fact that encasing my head in aluminum foil doesn't seem to block the signal, I think it's probably a brain-computer interface of the kind described in this paper. I'm not sure how it transmits information though.
  15. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    If you consent, they are good to go. If you don't, it's choice, and you take the consequences.

    Again, you have to accept the choice. My BS meter is pegging out that your chain is being jerked. Pre-meds are just as likely to have their chains jerked as an HS freshman. (Or for that matter, a freshman in a baccalaureate program like pre-med. Of course we don't know what progress you've made, if any, on your educational path, but methinks not far.) You appear to have taken the bait, hook line and sinker, and you would do well to challenge that bunch that are saddling up and riding you. You are in serious need of scientific skepticism, right effing NOW.

    That paper describes invasive procedures. In other words, lead foil, copper foil, tin foil and aluminum or any other foil are immaterial.
  16. mysterymet

    mysterymet Monkey+++

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  17. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    A box of grid squares, can of compression.... every trade has its reindeer games for newbies!!!! ;)
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  18. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    Children being ripped and shredded from mother's womb, Wars for Halliburton all over the globe, a muslim invasion, democrat snowflakes, global warming, starvation, poverty, no wall, I got to worry about something scanning my infrared aura?
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  19. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    I think your infrared signature is aurasome...especially when your guitar is syncopatin' with your wah wah box.
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  20. Zimmy

    Zimmy Wait, I'm not ready!

    If anyone tried to read my thoughts they'd think the machine was uncalibrated.

    I can't even figure out what is going on with it.
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