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How to fight terrorism in your neighborhood

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by tacmotusn, Mar 26, 2010.

  1. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor

    Subject: How to fight terrorism in your neighborhood

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    As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman
    other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does.

    So next Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk
    out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood

    Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist

    All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of
    their house to prove they are not Muslims and to demonstrate they think it's
    okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all
    American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack
    at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.

    The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and
    applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

    God bless America!

    It is your patriotic duty to inform others. If you don't send to at least 1
    person, you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are in the
    position of posing as a national threat.

    This was emailed to me by a friend who I consider a serious true Patriot. I would hope that all Red Blooded Patriotic Americans Participate in this anti terrorism exercise.[worthless][flag]
    So please take pictures and video, and submit them with follow up posts....THANK YOU!

  2. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

  3. MinTX

    MinTX lostinaustin

    If it would work... I'd be game![lolol]
  4. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor

    IT WILL WORK..... LOL .... TRUST ME;)
  5. Allen

    Allen Monkey+

    I don't want to see some of my neighbors naked. Can I come to your house?
  6. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    +If it were not for the Great Wall of Theodore, my neighbors would see me naked most days. I don't think they are muslims though, too many show up uninvited every time I put a pig on the pit.
  7. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    Hoo, boy!! Seacowboys Nature Colony.
  8. dragonfly

    dragonfly Monkey+++

    I Definitely do not want to see my neighbors naked....not 1 of them, for any reason! It could be all those gang tattoos....!
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