How to get Free Healthcare

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ColtCarbine, Mar 7, 2011.

  1. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

    If you can't afford a doctor, go to an airport - you'll get a free x-ray and a breast exam, and; if you mention Al Qaeda, you'll get a free colonoscopy.


  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

  3. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

    don't forget to ask for a "Junk Check" as well, they are getting pretty good at those now...... You just never know what might be hiding behind your JUNK.....
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