How to Hide Your Guns from the Feds

The Feds know I have guns...my former FFL, my former occupations, my purchasing and membership history plus my actual published words make it pretty obvious. If they want to come and take them, all they need to do is call me and schedule an appointment and I will happily turn them over...after making sure they are all fully unloaded of course.

 

Firearms have something in common with dogs; some have a pedigree or papers and others do not.

 

Yes that is true. I know of one well publicized case where the entire side of a two story house was ripped off by a scoop shovel and when they found nothing, just walked away with "Hey, fixing your home is YOUR problem, not ours!" Check out the Lawmaster case and many others. These scum are users and they can do what they want and know that nothing can be done to them, legally. Punching holes in walls? Ripping out built in furniture? Ripping up floors? "Hey, WE don't care! We were bullies in high schools and now get paid to do this for fun!" All the while sticking some HK in your face and wearing masks. Hannity keeps saying he is "broadcasting from the freest place on Earth" but does not say where that is so that it doesn't sink in the sea from all the people moving there. All these these things do is keep the non-government criminals from finding your guns.

 

1. When Police Break and Enter - CSMonitor.com
   When Police Break and Enter - CSMonitor.com Mar 29, 1993 ... Mr. Sessinghaus represents John Lawmaster, whose home was raided in 1991 by the ATF. Mr. Lawmaster, away at the time, returned to find ...

OK, this once, but really, I just typed it in and this showed up.

 

I CARE!!! Now c'mere and let me give ya a hug!

 

I got an old friend who guides up there...so ya never know when I might show up, but I'll be sure to give you the heads up first so I don't have to mess up your AO with my blood and gore.

I just wanted you to know that somebody cares for you, even if Uncle Sugar don't!

 

@BTPost careful, remember Obama and Bear Grylls pow-wowed up there for a bit. Secrets exposed! ;p

 

You guys are a tough crowd...I was trying to be funny. Next time, I'll just post a pic of my ugly mug...gets em every time.

 

Between the two of them do ya think they could find their asses with both hands?

 

Be serious, they don't need hands; all they need to do is open their eyes.

 

Best selling product inside the beltway: bullet proof belly button windows.

 

We also know why their voices sound different when they speak.

In addition, why their breath stinks.

 

@ Chelloveck

Ah, virginity! Without derailing the thread (hopefully) or entering into the Realm of Overshare, I am proud to say that I am a paragon of virtue and still a virgin in three places.

Shreveport, Louisiana, Bethel, New York, and Andalusia, Alabama.