How to Invest

Discussion in 'Financial Cents' started by melbo, Jan 8, 2007.

  1. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]If U had purchased $1000 of Nortel stock 1 year ago, it would now be worth $49. •With Enron, U would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000. •With WorldCom, U would have had less than $5 left. •But if U had purchased $1,000 worth of beer 1 year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund, U would have had $214. •Based on
    the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily & recycle. It's called the 401-Keg Plan.
  2. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

  3. monkeyman

    monkeyman Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Love it.
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