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How to Profit From a Relationship with Tiger Woods

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by jadedragon, Dec 11, 2009.

  1. jadedragon

    jadedragon Monkey++

  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    What's the difference between an SUV and a golf ball?
    Tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards.

    Ping has a new set of irons called Elins.
    They're clubs you can beat Tiger with.

    Tiger crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree.
    He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.

    Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars.
    Now he has a hole-in-one.

    Woods canceled three meetings with police and took almost a week to post an apology on his website. That's odd, normally it doesn’t take Tiger that long to figure out how to play a bad lie.

    I heard Tiger Woods was looking for a support group, but he couldn’t find one for men who cheat on their hot blonde Swedish wives.

    Elin should be the number 1 ranked golfer now.
    She beat tiger by using only one club.

    Now we know what Tiger and his wife were out doing at 2:30 in the morning... Clubbing!!
  3. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    If Tiger has any sense, he should turn this around to his favor. Become the Dennis Rodman of golf. Counter that stupid "Did you screw Tiger" hotline with a "Do you want to screw Tiger" hotline. Stop worrying about Gatorade dropping their endorsement and start singing with the "Viva Viagra" band. Maybe Exxon will revive their old ad campaign and help out with "Put a Tiger in your tank!" Enough is enough of this crap. Slick Willie and his whole box of cigars stayed in office and its news that a black billionaire likes to screw lots of beautiful white girls? Give me a break.
  4. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    In one of the greatest pieces of PR I've ever heard ... talk about playing it safe ... this just hit the wires ...

    Gillette announced it will cut back on Woods' marketing role as the golfer focuses on his home life.

    "As Tiger takes a break from the public eye, we will support his desire for privacy by limiting his role in our marketing programs," said a statement from Gillette.

    I want to meet the person who wrote that release. Incredible. [​IMG]
  5. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    [rofllmao]Marketing magic!

    I heard that Tiger Woods has been dropped by Gillette after admitting his car incident was his closest shave ever. ;)
  6. jadedragon

    jadedragon Monkey++

    You guys crack me up! This story is just full of amusing twists.
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