How to Revive the Airline Industry

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Oct 22, 2005.


  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    How to Revive the Airline IndustryTuesday, September 20, 2005


    Replace all female flight attendants with good lookin' strippers. What the heck? Some of the attendants don't look that good, and besided they don't
    even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

    The strippers would double, triple, perhaps quadruple the alcohol consumption and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin.

    Tell me, what could be wrong about that picture?

    Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. And, of course, every heterosexual businessman in this country
    would start flying again hoping to see naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry would see record revenue.

    Why didn't Bush think of this?

    Why do I still have to do everything myself?


    Sincerely,
    Bill Clinton
     
  2. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    I like it!
    email sent CRC...

    I have this vision of flight attendants, Aww, I can't continue... [peep]
     
  3. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    :lol:
     
  4. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    b:: [melbo]
     
  5. monkeyman

    monkeyman Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Yeah but then when the pilots forget to fly the plane due to the...umm...distractions, that may cause a few problems, I guess they could start hireing gay pilots, I mean with the way females drive no one would want them to be driveing 500 mph at 5000 feet. [rofl] [peep]
     
  6. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Better not tell Patty Wagstaff that.... ;)
     
  7. monkeyman

    monkeyman Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Yeah, just had to poke the bear though. [peep] :D
     
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