How to Revive the Airline IndustryTuesday, September 20, 2005 Replace all female flight attendants with good lookin' strippers. What the heck? Some of the attendants don't look that good, and besided they don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would double, triple, perhaps quadruple the alcohol consumption and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. Tell me, what could be wrong about that picture? Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. And, of course, every heterosexual businessman in this country would start flying again hoping to see naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry would see record revenue. Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself? Sincerely, Bill Clinton
Yeah but then when the pilots forget to fly the plane due to the...umm...distractions, that may cause a few problems, I guess they could start hireing gay pilots, I mean with the way females drive no one would want them to be driveing 500 mph at 5000 feet. [rofl]
