How to scare wife & neighbors?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Clyde, Aug 7, 2005.

  1. Clyde

    Clyde Jet Set Tourer Administrator Founding Member

    Ok, sitting outside in beautifle fall type weather. gun discussion comes up and ....walla, I run home an pull out my last 3 additions to the arsenal......

    my wife asks, "When did you get those?"

    neighbor says, "I really need one of those."

    His wife says, "I am interested, but can we take a class first"

    Sometimes, I amaze myself. [clp]
  2. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    Respone to wife, (yours), "Oh, these old things?" then you bump the Crimson Trace laser grip and she just know's it can't be from your boyhood collection....

    red dot on the sidewalk [smsh]
  3. TLynn

    TLynn Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    Run and hide quick!

    Oh wait I'm not married, nevermind...
  4. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    :lol: [camo]
  5. TLynn

    TLynn Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Shoes [hrt]

    I can help!!!

    I'm such a warped individual...
  6. Clyde

    Clyde Jet Set Tourer Administrator Founding Member

    Now ladies, I had a 100% legitimate excuse. I sold a weatherby 7mm non-survival functional rifle for $1000. Bought both hand gun additions a couple weeks later. The 3rd addition my wife knew about because she wanted diamonds for christmas, i got her a sig .380. Fortunately, its still in my name since she hasn't been able to get to the range to learn to shoot. I broke it in for her to make sure it works.

    Yes, the neighbors loved the S & W Airlight .38 Special with Crimson Trace laser. We had some tiki torches burning and when you we aimed the gun at the neighbors house (it seemed like a big enough target) :rolleyes: , we could see the entire laser beam in the smoke.

    BTW-never aim a laser in your eye. It burns your retinae (I am a laser [newb] )
  7. TLynn

    TLynn Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Umm, Clyde - next time read the directions on lasers before playing with them okay? That's scary - you could of done serious damage to the retina.

    As for the gun thing - it'z all good! I've got 3 gun safes. Let's not even go into the knife thing - I can't find them all (I know I set them down somewhere, I just don't remember where).

    But when Tracy made the comment about shoes I couldn't resist...after all I do have to wear suits to work (somedays anyway) and shoes are a nice compliment to suits yes?

    Could you imagine how much ammo I could buy for one pair of Italian shoes? Forget it I like my Italian shoes :D
  8. Clyde

    Clyde Jet Set Tourer Administrator Founding Member

    yeah, i just spent my national match springfield M1A i was planning on buying on a new suit, shoes, shirt and couple of ties (yes, thats right). I mean, I look real good now :lol: , but would feel better in fatigues and a rifle in my hands. [gun]
  9. monkeyman

    monkeyman Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    I'ld rather patch the blue jeans again and have the gun....and feet arent falling out of my boots yet so theyre still ok. Last time I spent $$$ on a good set of Redwings I went to work the next day and laid them open with a chain saw, the boss heard me cussing and thought I cut ME, I responded, "I wouldnt be so pissed if it was skin, that will heal and I can sew it, I just spent $$$ on these!". I still wore them for over a year before I got tired of stepping in puddles and haveing wet socks.
  10. Clyde

    Clyde Jet Set Tourer Administrator Founding Member

    Ok. I broke down and bought yet another gun. This time a CVA Optima Pro .50 cal. The collection keeps growing like the shoes is someone's closet.
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