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How to Treat a Woman...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, May 6, 2006.


  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN

    Wine her.
    Dine her.
    Call her.
    Hold her.
    Surprise her.
    Compliment her.
    Smile at her.
    Listen to her.
    Laugh with her.
    Cry with her.
    Romance her.
    Encourage her.
    Believe in her.
    Pray for her.
    Cuddle with her.
    Shop with her.
    Give her jewelry.
    Buy her flowers.!
    Hold her hand.
    Write love letters to her.
    Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.



    How To Treat a Man:

    Show up naked.
    Bring chicken wings and beer.
    Don't block the TV.
     
  2. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    My kinda woman! b::
     
  3. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Fergit the wings, bring brahts. [boozingbuddies]
     
  4. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    [bow]
     
  5. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Working Monkey Founding Member

    Ya'll don't ask for much, do you :D
     
  6. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    Some of us are more low maintenance than others..... :)
     
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